My Tiny Dream Catcher
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Flushing Out Some Tiny House Truths.
There are probably a dozen reasons why you shouldn't build a Tiny House. Maybe a hundred. Here's one: Poop.
Not only are Tiny House people a bit off their nuts, as far as most other people
are concerned, Tiny House folks are also obsessed with poop. I mean it. On top
of that, everyone inquiring about your Tiny House is first and foremost
interested in where the poop goes. It’s like we all turned four again. “Where
do you poop?” And that only comes up if they haven’t actually mistaken your
Tiny House for the Out House to start with. I mean, you can see how that could happen, right?
I’ve found this one question has the potential to transform
the subject of your Tiny House obsession, which while weird is still suitable
table conversation, into something surprisingly riveting and much less palatable.
“What about the bathroom? Where do you poop?”
Two words: Composting Toilet. What it boils down to is a
five gallon bucket, your, um, stuff, peat moss, sawdust, or something else
kinda cat box-like, a pretty lid, maybe a nice wooden box, and a corner to put
it in. And, you know, some kind of door or curtain.
“Ewww!”
Of course, a composting bucket isn’t the only solution for
Tiny Houses. There are Incinerating Toilets (some of them, like the Incinolet, running over $1,800), composting toilets with screens and
whatnot, and RV toilets with full on flush features. These tend to come with a
whole bunch of stuff poking out your walls, through your ceiling for venting,
and down your beautiful hardwood floor. They’re great for the faint of heart,
though I’ve heard incinerating toilets produce an unpleasant stink-cloud out
the back of your simple abode. Flies. Ewww!
As far as I’m concerned, vent pipes spoil your Tiny’s
profile aesthetics, turning your lovely Tiny House into something more akin to
a Hillbilly Cabin (no offense Hillbillies, I like you, I like your cabins, but
they’re a much harder sell for suburbanite backyards than little Frank Lloyd
Wright knock-offs or Victorian Doll Houses). Suddenly, you’re stuck with a big
black stove-pipey thing snaking out through your lovely siding. Ugh! I’ve
filled my Pinterest “Tiny House Dreams” Board with links to a half dozen
different toileting options, each a bit uglier and more expensive than the
last. Personally, I’m going to start with a bucket.
Besides, I like the simplicity. Simplicity, after all, is a major appeal of the Tiny House
movement. At least for me. Humans managed poop for thousands of years before
they lit on the bright idea of flushing it away with gallons of pristine
drinking water for someone else to deal with. Seems like there are better
solutions out there, even if they aren’t necessarily 100% legal everywhere. Anywhere?
But then, I haven’t read the great bible on this, The Humanure Handbook. Once I’ve digested that, I may have a different take on it
all. I have it on my wish list, but I thought I might start with buying framing
plans and a trailer first and resolve the great toilet debate when it’s time to
go there. Hehe.
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